Me:
I’m right here, guys.

*Ten minutes later, on the phone*

Me:
No, no, no, you went the wrong way. Now you have to walk twenty minutes in the other direction. Billy, I was literally right beside you when you started walking the other direction. And Jimmy, come on man, you can’t be running into every power pole you see. I can hear it over the phone.

Jimmy:
It looked like fun until I ran into the second one man! Now I have this weird tunnel-vision effect where I can only see the next power pole no matter how much I turn.

Billy:
Are you sure you’re turning Jimmy? You aren’t even moving! You’ve been standing there for so long I would have thought you were a statue if I didn’t know any better.

Jimmy:
I think I’m walking vertically guys.

Billy:
You are literally lying on the ground now.

Me:
Anyways, start coming this way guys.

*Twenty-Five Minutes Later, In Person*

Me:
Man, I thought you guys would never make it here. Let’s keep moving.

Jimmy:
I’ll try to keep up. I’m still a bit dizzy.

Billy:
Come on Jimmy, it can’t last that long, you’re pulling our leg.

Jimmy:
Wait, you guys aren’t pulling my leg? Who is?

Billy:
Man, this guy is delusional or something. I think you need to sit down for a little while.

Me:
Let’s just go to that park; it has some benches.

Jimmy:
The ark? Where?

Me:
Park, you forgot the “p” Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Bark? Where, where?

Me:
Just follow us.

*Four minutes later*

To be continued…